Today’s redefined one liner in the alternative dictionary is short but not very sweet:

“Pogo” – A portable toilet.

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This week’s misspelt redefinition is another one which is too obvious not to go into the alternative dictionary:

“Genealogy” – The study of mythical lamp dwellers.

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This week the alternative dictionary redefines a blatantly obvious word:

“Flagrant” – Angry, often nationalistic diatribe, prompted by alleged loyalty to a patterned sheet on a stick.

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For this week’s badly spelled entry in the alternative dictionary, we get a little theological and a little poetic;

“Acrostic” – A nervous twitch brought on by religion.

See, I came up with a poem today Created so I could write it this way
I think it’s quite fine
Even these two lines rhyme
Never mind what real poets say.
Can’t think of a seven line verse
Eh, maybe that would’ve been worse.

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This week’s misspelled alternative definition is another one of those Brit-centric words which may not be familiar across the pond (or elsewhere, for that matter) so I have included a further translation to clarify;

“Fainites”* – Camp crusaders.

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*English playground version of crying “uncle”

Today’s alternative definition is partly current affairs, partly fantasy and mostly nonsense;

“Impeach” – Equal distribution of personal pixies.

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A bit of an obvious one for today’s alternative definition, but it popped into my head, so I need to get it out;

“Cupboard” – Tea tray.

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Today’s alternative definition is another exercise in creative pronunciation;

“Phobia” – The opposite of “real ale”. (root, ginger, etc)

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