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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is brought to you by way of what comedians would call “a long walk”, something which required a considerable amount of restraint on my part:
“Isolate” – Admission of tardiness. (“Isolate for One Liner Wednesday, I did it on Thursday this week”)
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Today’s attempt at redefinition is, I admit, pretty corny, but that’s just the way they come to me;
“Vagabond” – A down and out secret agent.
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Not all alternative definitions are pleasant or respectful and today’s example is at the impolite end of the spectrum;
“Broadside” (derog) – A female sports team.
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Another quick and simple redefinition for you today;
“Duplicate” – A twin called Catherine.
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It’s another pretty straightforward redefinition for today’s entry in alternative dictionary, but it could just as easily apply to taking the scenic route;
“Pathology” – The art of map reading.
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Ok, I’m a bit late for the alternative dictionary today, so here’s a quick and easy misspelled redefinition for you;
“Gastronome” – A very short chef.
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This week’s entry in the alternative dictionary comes from an uninvited flash of inspiration that is oenological in nature;
“Calvinist” – A Californian wine maker.
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Today’s one liner is a simple, if misspelled redefinition of an artform;
“Inclined” – Tattooed.
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Today’s alternative definition is something you may have experienced over the festive season;
“Carbuncle” – That relative who always hogs all the pasta/bread/potatoes at a family dinner.
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