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Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!
Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.
Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)
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Welcome to a late edition of One liner Wednesday, because I forgot, basically.
I did already know what I was posting today, for a change, although it wasn’t my usual entry in the alternative dictionary.
And not exactly a one liner, either.
Rhonda and Audrey were discussing candy canes the other day and Audrey was deciding what would make a good new flavour.
“Coke cane! That would be a good one.”
*thoughtful silence*
“Ummm…”
“What?”
“I’m…I’m not sure people would be getting what they thought they were getting, that’s all.”
“Why?”
*****
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A sporting term, for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, concerning Twain’s spoiled walk;
“Parascending” – Golf of increasing difficulty.
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It’s midweek and time, once again, to open the alternative dictionary at random and select a newly defined old word.
Today I’ve chosen the name of a place to give new meaning to;
“Dunkirk” – William Shatner’s retirement cottage.
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Damn, I’ve got to stop taking Mondays off work, I forget when it gets to Wednesday, sorry.
Today’s alternative definition is the second one to feature the same biblical character, stat fans;
“Archetype” – Noah’s kinda guy.
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Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by one of those errant synapse glitches; the sort which spark into life for no reason while my body is doing some tedious chore at work and my mind is taking a sabbatical.
In other words, I’ve no idea if this will make sense to anyone else, but;
“Faux pas” – Stepfather.
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Late again (another day locked in an explosive environment with no phone) but I’m here now, with your newly defined, misspelled word for the week;
“Warrantee” – A golfing accessory for rabbits.
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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one which follows the same logic as a previous submission, but in a different medium;
“Eclipse” – Digital videos.
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This week’s one liner is the antithesis of a romantic Valentine alternate definition, but it’s the one that occurred to me this morning, so that’s what you’re getting.
Today’s misspelled misnomer is;
“Extol” – The cost of a previous relationship.
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