Today’s One liner Wednesday brings you another entry in the alternative dictionary, with this week’s being especially apposite:
“Emotive” – Any excuse to go on the internet.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Welcome to another midweek edition of the alternative dictionary, making mispronunciation and bad spelling mean something.
Today’s is a familial term;
“Sepsis” – The seventh female sibling.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again; when I get one of these alternative definitions stuck in my head, I just have to get it out by posting it. Even if it isn’t terribly clever or hilariously funny, my brain refuses to latch onto anything else until I’ve jettisoned whatever mental ballast is weighing it down.
Hence today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Scarcity” – A frightening place to live.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I’m on time for this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, actually getting my one liner in on Wednesday, wonders will never cease:
“Plutocracy” – A state governed but Mickey Mouse’s dog.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A new one liner Wednesday badge heralds a new definition for this week’s post, back in its correct slot after the last, tardy entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Escape” – Superman’s costume.
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One day late one liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another week, another stressed-out Wednesday, fighting our ongoing battle with the visa and immigration system, so I apologise for being a day late again. But since I’m here, I’ll leave you an alternative definition anyway.
I thought of this and it made me laugh, then I got the feeling I may have used it before, so if it seems familiar, that’s why;
“Rambling” – Ostentatious jewellery for sheep.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I should really have been on time today, because this alternative definition came to me at the weekend and I could have advance-posted it yesterday, but I got here eventually;
“Smattering” – Constantly asking if someone is ok.
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One liner Wednesday(ish): Alternative dictionary.
Ok, I know it’s not Wednesday, but yesterday was rather a long and very full day (culminating in the birth of Rhonda’s first grandson) so you’ll have to forgive my tardiness.
However, here’s a quick alternative definition for you, better late than never;
“Coptic” – A policeman’s nervous twitch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!
Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.
Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)
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