For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we venture into Caledonian linguistics;
“Pictoral” – A broad Scottish accent.
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
Welcome to the second week of my quarantine-friendly Wednesday Weirdness strand, which is deputising for the alternative dictionary while it’s on coronavirus lockdown in the Library of Contrivance.
Today I have some animation, some music and some homemade art for you, described in my allocated one line, like so:
A friend on Facebook, a fine chap called Tom Tomski, suggested we recreate album covers with stuff we had lying around and I also composed a new musical masterpiece, which I accompanied with a rather spiffing video.
{The first three are mine, then four from Tom and three from Fi J Sanderson. Thanks guys, for letting me share your creative genius)
So, did you get them all?
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is brought to you by way of what comedians would call “a long walk”, something which required a considerable amount of restraint on my part:
“Isolate” – Admission of tardiness. (“Isolate for One Liner Wednesday, I did it on Thursday this week”)
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s attempt at redefinition is, I admit, pretty corny, but that’s just the way they come to me;
“Vagabond” – A down and out secret agent.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Not all alternative definitions are pleasant or respectful and today’s example is at the impolite end of the spectrum;
“Broadside” (derog) – A female sports team.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another quick and simple redefinition for you today;
“Duplicate” – A twin called Catherine.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s another pretty straightforward redefinition for today’s entry in alternative dictionary, but it could just as easily apply to taking the scenic route;
“Pathology” – The art of map reading.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Ok, I’m a bit late for the alternative dictionary today, so here’s a quick and easy misspelled redefinition for you;
“Gastronome” – A very short chef.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
This week’s entry in the alternative dictionary comes from an uninvited flash of inspiration that is oenological in nature;
“Calvinist” – A Californian wine maker.
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