For today’s alternative definition, we turn to the world of fashion (or not, as the case may be);
“Divest” – One of those psychedelic hippy waistcoats.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Some alternative definitions have dropped out of common usage, some through lack of topical relevance and some, like this one, due to changes in social attitudes;
“Massachusetts” – The dentures of a plantation owner.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Today’s entry in the Alternative Dictionary actually made me laugh out loud, (so, given my record, I don’t expect anyone will find it even slightly amusing) but see what you think;
“Molasses” – Appreciated by lecherous gangsters.
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I’ve given up trying to judge whether these alternative definitions are going to be successful in the real world, or only in my head, so I’ll just leave this here and see what happens;
“Platitude” – The demeanor of a waiter.
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Today’s one liner is a simplistic alternative definition, since I got up late this morning and left it until the last moment;
“Pungent” – A comedian.
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Not all alternative definitions are tortuously cryptic, some are very simple;
“Loading” – The sound of a large bell.
(see also: hiding)
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Today’s alternative definition should resonate with the younger generation and their trendy youth-speak;
“Radish” – Fairly hip.
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