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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I often have trouble deciding if these alternative definitions will make sense to anyone else and this is another one that may just be funny in my head, if so, I apologise in advance;

“Marvellous” – Rejected parasitic insect-based superhero movie.

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Posted by on March 29, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions have been around long enough to have their origins in old Latin;

“Cardio” – An ecclesiastical conveyance (e.g. The popemobile)

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Posted by on March 22, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

As I’ve said before, I’m often unsure how these one liners will be received by the world outside my head, but when I thought of today’s alternative definition, I actually laughed out loud (well, I snorted anyway) and that’s always a good sign, I think;

“Mumbling” – Your mother’s best jewellery.

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Posted by on March 15, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Sometimes the alternative definitions that occur to me aren’t all that complex but, unless I get them out of my head, they ricochet around in there all day, so;

“Expensive” – Formerly reflective and thoughtful.

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Posted by on March 8, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I’m never sure if these alternative definitions will work on both sides of the Atlantic, but this one certainly has more of an American slant (assuming, that is, that it isn’t just me);

“Validate” – “Ohmygod! I like, went out with this guy last night and he was, like, just so grody. To the max. Like, totally!

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Posted by on March 1, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I’m aware that not all these alternative definitions appeal to everyone and this one might be more amusing to slightly older readers;

“Topology” – The study of fiddlers on roofs.

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Posted by on February 22, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I’m aware that some of these alternative definitions don’t always translate well outside the UK, but this will be stuck in my head if I don’t write it down, so;

“Tweed” – A strain of cannabis, found specifically in Yorkshire.

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Posted by on February 15, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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