One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!

Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.

Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;

“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)

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One liner Wednesday: Sh*t my daughter says.

Welcome to a late edition of One liner Wednesday, because I forgot, basically.

I did already know what I was posting today, for a change, although it wasn’t my usual entry in the alternative dictionary.

And not exactly a one liner, either.

Rhonda and Audrey were discussing candy canes the other day and Audrey was deciding what would make a good new flavour.

“Coke cane! That would be a good one.”

*thoughtful silence*

“Ummm…”

“What?”

“I’m…I’m not sure people would be getting what they thought they were getting, that’s all.”

“Why?”

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