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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition (accompanied by Dan Antion‘s snazzy new badge) is in the form of a recalculated SI unit;

“Wattage” – Precisely calibrated level of incredulity.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

This alternative definition occurred to me at the same time as last week’s, so it’ll be interesting to see if this offering is less of a stretch, for those of you who couldn’t get your head round that one.

“Priory” – Similar to before.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

This alternative definition was rattling around in my head when I woke up this morning, I’m not sure why, so I’ve got to use it or it will become the linguistic equivalent of an earworm;

“Chronological” – Deductive reasoning of cackling old women.

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Posted by on May 10, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition might cause a few double takes, I know it almost made me spit my coffee out when it floated into my mind this morning;

“Bestiality” – Very good friends, with benefits.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Sometimes an alternative definition pops into my head and won’t leave me alone until I write it down, so if this one doesn’t tickle your funny bones, blame my subconscious.

“Tinted” – A robotic stuffed bear.

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Posted by on April 26, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions are a sign of the times and help us cope with today’s oversensitive society;

“Tangent” – The latest pc term for a man of colour.

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Posted by on April 19, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

As I’ve said before, I usually have to wait until Wednesday for a one liner to pop into my head, but this one occurred to me when I posted yesterday’s #atozchallenge;

“Icelander” – A confession of defamation.

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Posted by on April 12, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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