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The alternative dictionary takes brief sabbatical again this week, to allow me to show off my latest audio visual project.
I have used my sequencer to compose all the additional music required to make a completely new mix of the Kate Bush song, King Of The Mountain, accompanied by a similarly upgraded video.
Enjoy.
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I am aware that today’s alternative definition is slightly tenuous, but it insisted on being thought of and then wouldn’t leave me alone, so;
“Truncate” – To shorten the name Catherine.
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Today’s redefined one liner in the alternative dictionary is short but not very sweet:
“Pogo” – A portable toilet.
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This week’s misspelt redefinition is another one which is too obvious not to go into the alternative dictionary:
“Genealogy” – The study of mythical lamp dwellers.
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As I’m still furloughed, Wednesday Weirdness returns for a second week, with yet another eye-melting, potentially seizure-inducing, multimedia mindbender.
Because there is a cinematically psychedelic video to go with my latest burst of electro-frenetic musical mayhem, with additional footage pilfered from a crowdfunded sci-fi movie called Blood Machines, this is Core Breach.
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Hello there and welcome to a surprise reprise of my Wednesday Weirdness feature, returning to mark the first of an equally surprising two weeks of furlough from work.
Having being experimenting with a synth/sampler/mixing/sequencing app I downloaded during the first lockdown, (and never managed to work out how to play) I have finally learned how to compose real, structured music.
Here is my favourite track so far, with a video I made to accompany it, featuring footage from the sci-fi classic, Babylon 5.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present, Obsidian.
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This week the alternative dictionary redefines a blatantly obvious word:
“Flagrant” – Angry, often nationalistic diatribe, prompted by alleged loyalty to a patterned sheet on a stick.
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For this week’s badly spelled entry in the alternative dictionary, we get a little theological and a little poetic;
“Acrostic” – A nervous twitch brought on by religion.
See, I came up with a poem today Created so I could write it this way
I think it’s quite fine
Even these two lines rhyme
Never mind what real poets say.
Can’t think of a seven line verse
Eh, maybe that would’ve been worse.
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This week’s misspelled alternative definition is another one of those Brit-centric words which may not be familiar across the pond (or elsewhere, for that matter) so I have included a further translation to clarify;
“Fainites”* – Camp crusaders.
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*English playground version of crying “uncle”
Today’s alternative definition is partly current affairs, partly fantasy and mostly nonsense;
“Impeach” – Equal distribution of personal pixies.
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