Today’s new definition in the alternative dictionary is strictly for the nerds and, to be honest, probably just me;

“Tangible” – A rare, brown Pokémon land shark.

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Time for another dyslexic deviation from the lexicon, with this week’s addition to the alternative dictionary;

“Scintillate” – To grow old disgracefully.

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I’m going with a so-simple-it’s-obvious redefined word for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;

“Combination” – A country with a diverse population.

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The alternative dictionary returns with a new definition for a very satisfying sound;

“Winching” – The noise a slot machine makes as it pays out a jackpot.

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This week’s mispronounced missive from the alternative dictionary is possibly more one for the ladies;

“Brazen” – The state of serene equilibrium acquired from wearing correctly fitting lingerie.

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For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, I’m going down the blindingly obvious route for a change, with a very simple word;

“Purview” – Through a cat’s eye.

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You’re probably going to hate me for this week’s alternative definition, but it’s been sitting in my head prodding me since I resisted using it last week, so;

Fela Kuti(s) – Nigerian slang – Man-flu.

I’ll get my coat.

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{For anyone confused enough to care what all this means, go HERE and HERE so you can groan along with everyone else}

A short and simple alternative definition for you today;

“Pecan” – Essential police stakeout equipment.

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Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is one of those stupid ones which almost made me spit out my coffee and is (possibly) of French sporting origin;

“Ennui” – The opposite to “off piste”.

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