This week in the alternative dictionary, we have a simple word that’s been redefined by magical thinking;
“Wander” – Magician
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This week’s entry in the alternative dictionary redefines a very English version of a modern transport phenomenon;
“Tuber” – Private minicab organisation in Yorkshire.
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This week’s redefinition from the alternative dictionary concerns the world’s richest mega-nerd and his penchant for peculiar names;
“Elongated” – The Musk family’s security compound.
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Today’s alternative definition describes a feeling of financial dread;
“Reposting” – The painful sensation produced by watching your car being towed away.
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Maybe today’s alternative definition is too obvious, you decide;
“Phobic” – One of those crappy lighters you find in petrol stations.
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Today’s alternative definition should be familiar to anyone who’s ever suffered the humiliation of an employment dismissal;
“Delivery” – To strip someone of their uniform.
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Today’s redefined word from the alternative dictionary is a first world scourge of modern life:
“Scamping” – The sound of a dodgy email arriving in your inbox.
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One liner Wednesday: Midweek mix.
The alternative dictionary takes brief sabbatical again this week, to allow me to show off my latest audio visual project.
I have used my sequencer to compose all the additional music required to make a completely new mix of the Kate Bush song, King Of The Mountain, accompanied by a similarly upgraded video.
Enjoy.
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I am aware that today’s alternative definition is slightly tenuous, but it insisted on being thought of and then wouldn’t leave me alone, so;
“Truncate” – To shorten the name Catherine.
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Today’s redefined one liner in the alternative dictionary is short but not very sweet:
“Pogo” – A portable toilet.
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