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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…


We’re very nearly back to normal again now, after the organised chaos of moving house, leaving my mind free to wander, randomly generating another alternative definition for you;
“Concentric” – A devious way to gain permission for something.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

This alternative definition was rattling around in my head when I woke up this morning, I’m not sure why, so I’ve got to use it or it will become the linguistic equivalent of an earworm;

“Chronological” – Deductive reasoning of cackling old women.

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Posted by on May 10, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I’m aware that some of these alternative definitions don’t always translate well outside the UK, but this will be stuck in my head if I don’t write it down, so;

“Tweed” – A strain of cannabis, found specifically in Yorkshire.

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Posted by on February 15, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

It turns out that some words have more than one alternative definition and today’s offering is one of them;

“Aspirate” – (i) The best way to go to a costume party.

(ii) Cleopatra’s angry snake.

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Posted by on February 1, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some of these alternative definitions just pop into my head unannounced and not even I know why or where they come from. This week’s is one of those, so if it’s a case of “ok, just me then”, I apologise in advance;

“Scandals” – Outrageous or controversial beach footwear.

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Posted by on January 18, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

There’s big money to be made from celebrity memorabilia these days, hence today’s alternative definition:

“Fanfare” – The price of an autograph.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by a particularly British stereotype:

“Patriot” – A gang of unruly Irishmen.

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Posted by on December 14, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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