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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I’m aware that some of these alternative definitions don’t always translate well outside the UK, but this will be stuck in my head if I don’t write it down, so;

“Tweed” – A strain of cannabis, found specifically in Yorkshire.

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Posted by on February 15, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

It turns out that some words have more than one alternative definition and today’s offering is one of them;

“Aspirate” – (i) The best way to go to a costume party.

(ii) Cleopatra’s angry snake.

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Posted by on February 1, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some of these alternative definitions just pop into my head unannounced and not even I know why or where they come from. This week’s is one of those, so if it’s a case of “ok, just me then”, I apologise in advance;

“Scandals” – Outrageous or controversial beach footwear.

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Posted by on January 18, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

There’s big money to be made from celebrity memorabilia these days, hence today’s alternative definition:

“Fanfare” – The price of an autograph.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by a particularly British stereotype:

“Patriot” – A gang of unruly Irishmen.

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Posted by on December 14, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions occur to me whilst watching the news…

“Disorient” –  Something Donald Trump will inevitably do to offend the Chinese.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition concerns an alternative lifestyle decision:

“Transponder” – Considering whether to have The Operation.

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