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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition occurred to me just too late to be topical;

“Fidelity” – Staying faithful to one dictator.

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Posted by on January 4, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

The brilliant Douglas Adams used the names of places to give new words to everyday meanings in The Meaning of Liff and this alternate definition follows that tradition;

“Baltimore” – Extra curry.

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Ho’s Christmas ho ho ho post…

Every year, some of my most popular posts are the ones for which Ho creates the seasonal artwork.

Ho, my old friend and consummate blog-toonist in residence has provided festive illustrations and Diary of an Internet Nobody Christmas cards for the last few years, but this year he’s outdone himself with a fantastic do it yourself Christmas tree decoration. I’ll pass you over to the artist himself for the all-important instructions.

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Ho:

” Step One – Print out the image at approximately A4 size. (If you don’t have a printer, visit a library or someone bored in an office). There is a nice colourful version, or a black and white one so you can have fun colouring in the Trump-fairy yourself.

Step Two – With scissors, carefully cut around the outline of the main shape and the Trump-fairy’s head. You may want to ask an adult to help you with this. Do NOT cut the Trump-fairy’s throat, however tempting this may be.

Step Three – Cut along the dotted lines and fold around so that the slits interlock.

Step Four – Fold back the Trump-fairy’s wing sections at the half-way point, to make them nice and flappy.

Step Five – Cut out the Trump-fairy’s hat, cut a slit at the dotted line, and pop it on his head.

Step Six – Impale the Trump-fairy through the arse (or hang) on the top of your Xmas tree. Hey Presto ! Your Xmas Trump-fairy Tree Decoration is finished.

Why not send us photos of your impaled / hung Trump-fairy, we’d love to see them.

{Should you, for some strange reason, not wish to display a Trump-fairy on your Xmas tree, they also make excellent (if brief) candles. You will therefore be carrying on the grand tradition, initiated by a legion of students, of ‘lighting your own Trump’.}

A Ho-made festive product, you’re welcome. Happy Solstice   xx “

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Thank you, Ho, for that stroke of creative genius, I look forward to seeing you again soon. I’m sure I join with all my readers in wishing you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.

 
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Posted by on December 21, 2016 in Arts, Ho., Humour

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Apparently, even alternative definitions have alternative definitions;

“Aftermath” – Common core arithmetic.

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Posted by on December 21, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by a particularly British stereotype:

“Patriot” – A gang of unruly Irishmen.

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Posted by on December 14, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

After the startling prescience of last week’s one liner, I thought I’d follow it up with;

“President elect” – Punchline to the risqué joke Mr Trump’s staff just prevented him from making, during his phone call to Taiwan.

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Posted by on December 7, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions occur to me whilst watching the news…

“Disorient” –  Something Donald Trump will inevitably do to offend the Chinese.

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