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For today’s exercise in phonetic pedantry, our entry in the alternative dictionary stops just short of obscenity;
“Focussing” – The kind of restrained not-really-swearing employed in polite company (drat, dagnabbit, darn, fiddlesticks, etc)
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Today’s alternative definition is etymological and entomological in equal measure;
“Covenants” – A society of insectile witches.
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This week’s fatuously phonetical entry in the alternative dictionary deals with our fun-loving feathered friends;
“Political” – The best way to make a parrot laugh.
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Although today’s alternative definition sounds like it could refer to this unlikely fashion trend, I have chosen to go for the one I thought of first;
“Bumbling” – Jewellery for tramps.
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Today’s alternative definition is my favourite kind. In other words, it’s a really terrible, incredibly contrived pun, which has no bearing whatsoever on the word being defined;
“Photosynthesis” – The manufacture of prosthetic podiatric digits.
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A bit late, but the right day for one liner Wednesday, which is something. Today’s alternative definition is a simple one;
“Maritime” – Wedding day.
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Today’s alternative definition is another misspelled culinary term;
“Borax” – A specialist butchery utensil.
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Here’s your historical redefinition for the week, another one liner entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Farsi” – An ancient Persian telescope.
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Today’s alternative definition takes us into the world of pop culture faux-intellectualism, because you can get a degree in almost anything these days;
“Cardiology” – The study of being famous for being famous.
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Another hump day, another tenuous entry in the alternative dictionary, with this week’s offering being a culinary treat;
“Posthumous” – Mail order chickpea dip.
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