Today’s one liner is a quick redefinition of a musical genre;
“Vibrant” – Rap.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my inability to think of anything else after this one lodged itself in my head. So, for better or worse, here’s an unlikely and badly spelled form of devotional music;
“Alaska” – A type of Muslim reggae.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
We get a little pious for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, redefining a piece of Catholic paraphernalia;
“Holistic” – A crosier or bishop’s staff.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time for your hump day dose of definitive dyslexia, with a boozy entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Intelligent” – That one bloke in the pub who always wants the TV on.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Every now and again, a name strikes me as requiring a new, badly spelled definition. Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one of those occasions, and a literary one at that;
“Pasternak” – Dr Zhivago’s ability to eat spaghetti.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A little late on parade for one liner Wednesday today, but now I’m here I may as well provide you with your weekly dose of redefinition with the alternative dictionary. This one is well, self-explanatory, if misspelled;
“Addicted” – (Cruz or Bundy, for example)
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
More midweek linguistic mischief for you today, in the shape of one liner Wednesday’s regular entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Canonize” – A photographer’s squint.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Wednesday means word day and today’s re-imagined interpretation in the alternative dictionary is another misspelled missive on modern life;
“Feasting” – That pesky hidden charge they hit you with, just when you think you have a bargain.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s exercise in phonetic pedantry, our entry in the alternative dictionary stops just short of obscenity;
“Focussing” – The kind of restrained not-really-swearing employed in polite company (drat, dagnabbit, darn, fiddlesticks, etc)
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is etymological and entomological in equal measure;
“Covenants” – A society of insectile witches.
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