Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one which follows the same logic as a previous submission, but in a different medium;

“Eclipse” – Digital videos.

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This week’s one liner is the antithesis of a romantic Valentine alternate definition, but it’s the one that occurred to me this morning, so that’s what you’re getting.

Today’s misspelled misnomer is;

“Extol” – The cost of a previous relationship.

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I’m not sure what’s going on this week, I spent most of yesterday thinking it was Wednesday and for some reason I forgot that it was actually Wednesday today.

Anyway, here’s another alternative definition for you, this one probably falls into the “only funny in my head” category, but that’s just luck of the draw;

“Rudimentary” – A factual TV show about the adult entertainment industry.

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For today’s alternative definition, I’m going the simple route for a change, with one that seemed blindingly obvious once it occurred to me;

“Nonplussed” – Subtracted, taken away.

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Apologies, it’s been a very long, stressful and irritating day, so it slipped my mind.

But since I’m here;

“Abstain” – Sweat mark on gym clothes.

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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is another one of those mispronounced words which I’m not sure you’ll all get, but it made me chuckle to myself so I’m including it, anyway.

See what you think, I might be wrong;

“Incomplete” – Decorative printed fold on a Buddhist robe.

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New year, new definition, albeit similar to a previous entry in the alternative dictionary. This one is either misheard or mis-spelt, you decide;

“Descent” – Returned, brought back.

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