It’s midweek and time, once again, to open the alternative dictionary at random and select a newly defined old word.
Today I’ve chosen the name of a place to give new meaning to;
“Dunkirk” – William Shatner’s retirement cottage.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Damn, I’ve got to stop taking Mondays off work, I forget when it gets to Wednesday, sorry.
Today’s alternative definition is the second one to feature the same biblical character, stat fans;
“Archetype” – Noah’s kinda guy.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by one of those errant synapse glitches; the sort which spark into life for no reason while my body is doing some tedious chore at work and my mind is taking a sabbatical.
In other words, I’ve no idea if this will make sense to anyone else, but;
“Faux pas” – Stepfather.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Late again (another day locked in an explosive environment with no phone) but I’m here now, with your newly defined, misspelled word for the week;
“Warrantee” – A golfing accessory for rabbits.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Ooh, blimey, I almost forgot it was Wednesday.
Ok, here’s a quick alternative definition for you, better late than never;
“Impact” – Pretending to be a pixie.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one which follows the same logic as a previous submission, but in a different medium;
“Eclipse” – Digital videos.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
This week’s one liner is the antithesis of a romantic Valentine alternate definition, but it’s the one that occurred to me this morning, so that’s what you’re getting.
Today’s misspelled misnomer is;
“Extol” – The cost of a previous relationship.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I’m not sure what’s going on this week, I spent most of yesterday thinking it was Wednesday and for some reason I forgot that it was actually Wednesday today.
Anyway, here’s another alternative definition for you, this one probably falls into the “only funny in my head” category, but that’s just luck of the draw;
“Rudimentary” – A factual TV show about the adult entertainment industry.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s alternative definition, I’m going the simple route for a change, with one that seemed blindingly obvious once it occurred to me;
“Nonplussed” – Subtracted, taken away.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s hump day and that means it’s time for your weekly eye-roll from the alternative dictionary.
This week’s is spelled correctly and pronounced the way it should be, so it must be right…right?
“Procurer” – Expert medical practitioner.
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