We’re very nearly back to normal again now, after the organised chaos of moving house, leaving my mind free to wander, randomly generating another alternative definition for you;
“Concentric” – A devious way to gain permission for something.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Today’s alternative definition (accompanied by Dan Antion‘s snazzy new badge) is in the form of a recalculated SI unit;
“Wattage” – Precisely calibrated level of incredulity.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
This alternative definition occurred to me at the same time as last week’s, so it’ll be interesting to see if this offering is less of a stretch, for those of you who couldn’t get your head round that one.
“Priory” – Similar to before.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
This alternative definition was rattling around in my head when I woke up this morning, I’m not sure why, so I’ve got to use it or it will become the linguistic equivalent of an earworm;
“Chronological” – Deductive reasoning of cackling old women.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Sometimes the alternative definitions that occur to me aren’t all that complex but, unless I get them out of my head, they ricochet around in there all day, so;
“Expensive” – Formerly reflective and thoughtful.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
I’m never sure if these alternative definitions will work on both sides of the Atlantic, but this one certainly has more of an American slant (assuming, that is, that it isn’t just me);
“Validate” – “Ohmygod! I like, went out with this guy last night and he was, like, just so grody. To the max. Like, totally!”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
I’m aware that not all these alternative definitions appeal to everyone and this one might be more amusing to slightly older readers;
“Topology” – The study of fiddlers on roofs.
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