A slightly late entry in the alternative dictionary this week, featuring an item of infant’s anatomy;
“Pacifist” – A baby’s grip on their favourite dummy.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For this week’s adventure in extraordinary etymology, the alternative dictionary redefines an extremity;
“Portmanteau” – The male left lower pinky digit.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s word getting the redefinition treatment from the alternative dictionary is either narrative or sartorial in nature;
“Mañana” – A male storyteller/knitting expert.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s one liner entry in the alternative dictionary is a badly spelled geological term;
“Pomegranate” – What an Australian calls English stone.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Just a quick one* for today’s alternative definition;
“Decimate” – Ten friends.
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*I should have thought about it a bit longer (see John’s comment below)
One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello and welcome to another brief excursion into the world of nonsensical redefinition, with this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Badinage” – Growing old disgracefully.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello from a rainy Wednesday and welcome to another entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Negligent” – Sexy nightwear for men.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we venture into Caledonian linguistics;
“Pictoral” – A broad Scottish accent.
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
Welcome to the second week of my quarantine-friendly Wednesday Weirdness strand, which is deputising for the alternative dictionary while it’s on coronavirus lockdown in the Library of Contrivance.
Today I have some animation, some music and some homemade art for you, described in my allocated one line, like so:
A friend on Facebook, a fine chap called Tom Tomski, suggested we recreate album covers with stuff we had lying around and I also composed a new musical masterpiece, which I accompanied with a rather spiffing video.
{The first three are mine, then four from Tom and three from Fi J Sanderson. Thanks guys, for letting me share your creative genius)
So, did you get them all?
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is brought to you by way of what comedians would call “a long walk”, something which required a considerable amount of restraint on my part:
“Isolate” – Admission of tardiness. (“Isolate for One Liner Wednesday, I did it on Thursday this week”)
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