You might need to say today’s alternative definition out loud to get the hang of it, it’s a very ruff translation;
“Barcode” – A canine poem.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative dictionary entry is a fairly apposite word, even though the definition is a little lacking in taste;
“Remix” – Concerning Irishmen.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition could easily be an example of prison slang;
“Vindaloo” – Wine made in a toilet cistern.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary
Possibly another term for a pesticide makes it into the alternative dictionary this week;
“Detergent” – A chemical that repels men.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time for another entry in the alternative dictionary, one which is historical and artistic:
“Calligraphy” – The art of insane Roman emperors.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s soundalike entry in the alternative dictionary is a scientific term;
“Skulduggery” – Archeology.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary
Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is of a celebratory nature:
“Stagnation” – A country popular as a location for premarital parties.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s one liner is historical in nature, although I may have fiddled with the definition slightly;
“Romantic” – Nero’s nervous twitch.
*edit: I have been getting a niggling feeling I’ve posted this before, (turns out I was right) so here’s a replacement:
“Bromine” – My brother.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today, one liner Wednesday’s misspelled alternative definition features a spirit among the spirits;
“Inspector” – A pub ghost.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
We have “a good walk spoiled” for today’s redefined one liner:
“Teepee” – When golfers get caught short.
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