New year, new definition, albeit similar to a previous entry in the alternative dictionary. This one is either misheard or mis-spelt, you decide;
“Descent” – Returned, brought back.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Welcome to the final alternative definition of 2017, one which falls squarely into the “master of the bleedin’ obvious” category, but which for some reason has only just occurred to me;
“Epic” – A digital photo.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
As you are probably aware by now, my alternative definitions tend to veer from obvious to “ok, just me then”, but I’m not sure which camp this one falls into, so you’ll have to judge for yourselves and enlighten me.
“Pumpkin” – An inflatable family.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another midweek misunderstood word for you and today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, which deals with sensory deprivation;
“Descent” – To remove a smell.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello there and welcome to One liner Wednesday, albeit a little late, (I’ve been trapped in an explosive atmosphere at work with no phone all day) for this week’s alternative definition.
Today’s is possibly an arcane meteorological term that the weathermen have discarded;
“Optimist” – Exactly the right amount of fog.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
The alternative dictionary returns with a vaguely topical new definition;
“Redacting” – Pretending to be a communist.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek brings another dubious definition from the alternative dictionary and today it’s a case of no pain pun, no gain;
“Investigate” – Security for a bank.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It occurred to me this morning that these alternative definitions should also be allowed alternative punctuation, hence;
“Replican’t” – A eunuch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time marches on and sooner or later we’ll all be subject to today’s alternative definition;
“Fortitude” – A middle aged outlook on life.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my childish and inane sense of humour;
“Demanded” – “It’s worse than that, Jim…”
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