I’m on time for this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, actually getting my one liner in on Wednesday, wonders will never cease:
“Plutocracy” – A state governed but Mickey Mouse’s dog.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A new one liner Wednesday badge heralds a new definition for this week’s post, back in its correct slot after the last, tardy entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Escape” – Superman’s costume.
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One day late one liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another week, another stressed-out Wednesday, fighting our ongoing battle with the visa and immigration system, so I apologise for being a day late again. But since I’m here, I’ll leave you an alternative definition anyway.
I thought of this and it made me laugh, then I got the feeling I may have used it before, so if it seems familiar, that’s why;
“Rambling” – Ostentatious jewellery for sheep.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I should really have been on time today, because this alternative definition came to me at the weekend and I could have advance-posted it yesterday, but I got here eventually;
“Smattering” – Constantly asking if someone is ok.
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One liner Wednesday(ish): Alternative dictionary.
Ok, I know it’s not Wednesday, but yesterday was rather a long and very full day (culminating in the birth of Rhonda’s first grandson) so you’ll have to forgive my tardiness.
However, here’s a quick alternative definition for you, better late than never;
“Coptic” – A policeman’s nervous twitch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!
Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.
Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)
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One liner Wednesday: Sh*t my daughter says.
Welcome to a late edition of One liner Wednesday, because I forgot, basically.
I did already know what I was posting today, for a change, although it wasn’t my usual entry in the alternative dictionary.
And not exactly a one liner, either.
Rhonda and Audrey were discussing candy canes the other day and Audrey was deciding what would make a good new flavour.
“Coke cane! That would be a good one.”
*thoughtful silence*
“Ummm…”
“What?”
“I’m…I’m not sure people would be getting what they thought they were getting, that’s all.”
“Why?”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A sporting term, for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, concerning Twain’s spoiled walk;
“Parascending” – Golf of increasing difficulty.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s midweek and time, once again, to open the alternative dictionary at random and select a newly defined old word.
Today I’ve chosen the name of a place to give new meaning to;
“Dunkirk” – William Shatner’s retirement cottage.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Damn, I’ve got to stop taking Mondays off work, I forget when it gets to Wednesday, sorry.
Today’s alternative definition is the second one to feature the same biblical character, stat fans;
“Archetype” – Noah’s kinda guy.
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