Today’s post-Yule alternative definition came to me as I gazed blankly at one of Audrey’s DVDs after a few ciders yesterday and it hadn’t gone away by the time I remembered it was now Wednesday, so;
“Divergent” – A male scuba enthusiast.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s late, but it’s here. Today’s alternative definition is a nasty medical complaint;
“Fantasist” – A lump under the skin, the result of drinking too much orange soda.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s time for another entry in the alternative dictionary and we’re getting intellectual;
“Conscience” – To perpetrate a hoax on the theoretical intelligentsia.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
After last week’s controversial entry, today’s alternative definition returns to safer ground;
“Mattresses” – Dreadlocks.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary. ***Trigger Warning***
I apologise in advance for today’s alternative definition, so if you are of a sensitive disposition or easily offended, look away now;
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“Pumpkin” – Incest.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary was a late arrival in my head this evening when I got in from work and, well, it’s one of those that makes perfect sense to me, but…
“Caprice” – Something which falls out of an item of headgear, years after it was worn at a wedding.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A quick entry in the alternative dictionary to amuse myself, on this first hump day of my new job;
“Shellfish” – Refusing to share a speech impediment.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is a bit of a specialised one, but we’re on internet so I’m sure y’all can work it out;
“Tardigrade” – Handing in a late assignment.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is a bit of a strange one, but it came from the same netherworld of my subconscious as they usually do, so you’ll have to decide for yourself if it works;
“Causality” – A casualty, just waiting to happen.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition came to me a few days ago and I’ve been chuckling to myself about it ever since, so I hope you like it;
“Bratwurst” – The most unpleasant individual in any group of loud and annoying children.
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