
Today’s word getting the redefinition treatment from the alternative dictionary is either narrative or sartorial in nature;
“Mañana” – A male storyteller/knitting expert.
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Today’s word getting the redefinition treatment from the alternative dictionary is either narrative or sartorial in nature;
“Mañana” – A male storyteller/knitting expert.
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Today’s one liner entry in the alternative dictionary is a badly spelled geological term;
“Pomegranate” – What an Australian calls English stone.
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Just a quick one* for today’s alternative definition;
“Decimate” – Ten friends.
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*I should have thought about it a bit longer (see John’s comment below)

Hello and welcome to another brief excursion into the world of nonsensical redefinition, with this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Badinage” – Growing old disgracefully.
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Hello from a rainy Wednesday and welcome to another entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Negligent” – Sexy nightwear for men.
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For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we venture into Caledonian linguistics;
“Pictoral” – A broad Scottish accent.
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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is brought to you by way of what comedians would call “a long walk”, something which required a considerable amount of restraint on my part:
“Isolate” – Admission of tardiness. (“Isolate for One Liner Wednesday, I did it on Thursday this week”)
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Today’s attempt at redefinition is, I admit, pretty corny, but that’s just the way they come to me;
“Vagabond” – A down and out secret agent.
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Today’s one liner in the alternative dictionary is a redefined beauty treatment:
“Profiling” – The kind of service you get at a decent nail bar.
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Not all alternative definitions are pleasant or respectful and today’s example is at the impolite end of the spectrum;
“Broadside” (derog) – A female sports team.
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