Today’s alternative definition could easily be an example of prison slang;

“Vindaloo” – Wine made in a toilet cistern.

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Possibly another term for a pesticide makes it into the alternative dictionary this week;

“Detergent” – A chemical that repels men.

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Time for another entry in the alternative dictionary, one which is historical and artistic:

“Calligraphy” – The art of insane Roman emperors.

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Today’s soundalike entry in the alternative dictionary is a scientific term;

“Skulduggery” – Archeology.

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Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is of a celebratory nature:

“Stagnation” – A country popular as a location for premarital parties.

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Today’s one liner is historical in nature, although I may have fiddled with the definition slightly;

“Romantic” – Nero’s nervous twitch.

*edit: I have been getting a niggling feeling I’ve posted this before, (turns out I was right) so here’s a replacement:

“Bromine” – My brother.

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Today, one liner Wednesday’s misspelled alternative definition features a spirit among the spirits;

“Inspector” – A pub ghost.

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We have “a good walk spoiled” for today’s redefined one liner:

“Teepee” – When golfers get caught short.

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A slightly late entry in the alternative dictionary this week, featuring an item of infant’s anatomy;

“Pacifist” – A baby’s grip on their favourite dummy.

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For this week’s adventure in extraordinary etymology, the alternative dictionary redefines an extremity;

“Portmanteau” – The male left lower pinky digit.

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