Today’s alternative definition has a distinctly male slant to it;
“Baltic” – An involuntary protective flinch, prompted by the threat of groin injury from any number of sources. (leaping pets, small children’s heads, sports, etc)
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Today’s alternative definition is something that might soon become a problem for a certain delinquent politician, even without access to hamberders;
“Conflab” – Weight gained in prison.
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A topical redefinition today from the alternative dictionary;
“Counterpunch” – What Mr Trump would like to do to vote tabulators.
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A new sporting term is defined for this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Foreboding” – The nasty feeling that you might have just hit someone with a golf ball.
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Today’s word from the alternative dictionary is a redefined sporting term;
“Hindsight” – Targeting device used in deer hunting.
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Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is nice and simple;
“Wellbeing” – e.g. The girl from The Ring.
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Today’s redefined and slightly misspelled word is Shakespearian in origin and it provides us with a twofer;
“Falstaff” – 1) A walking stick.
2) Stunt performers.
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Good morning and welcome to this week’s poetically terminal entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Diverse” – An obituary.
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You might need to say today’s alternative definition out loud to get the hang of it, it’s a very ruff translation;
“Barcode” – A canine poem.
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Today’s alternative dictionary entry is a fairly apposite word, even though the definition is a little lacking in taste;
“Remix” – Concerning Irishmen.
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