Good morning, it’s time for a short and to the point alternative definition, ready?
“Analogy” – The study of assholes.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s not often that my alternative definitions could be considered topical, but today’s word, if not the meaning, has certainly been in the news lately;
“Hurricane” – A walking stick.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another alternative definition which depends more on pronunciation than spelling today, but I’m guessing you’ve got the hang of these by now, so;
“Dimensions” – Obituaries.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek is here already, which means another entry in the alternative dictionary. Today’s definition is for something you’d expect to use in the summer (although not this morning in the wet and windy UK);
“Solvent” – Sun roof.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Welcome to the first edition of One liner Wednesday on my lovely new blog. Today’s alternative definition is a fairly simple affair that requires no explanation.
“Gestate” – Not hungry.
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