Another midweek misunderstood word for you and today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, which deals with sensory deprivation;
“Descent” – To remove a smell.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello there and welcome to One liner Wednesday, albeit a little late, (I’ve been trapped in an explosive atmosphere at work with no phone all day) for this week’s alternative definition.
Today’s is possibly an arcane meteorological term that the weathermen have discarded;
“Optimist” – Exactly the right amount of fog.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
The alternative dictionary returns with a vaguely topical new definition;
“Redacting” – Pretending to be a communist.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek brings another dubious definition from the alternative dictionary and today it’s a case of no pain pun, no gain;
“Investigate” – Security for a bank.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It occurred to me this morning that these alternative definitions should also be allowed alternative punctuation, hence;
“Replican’t” – A eunuch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time marches on and sooner or later we’ll all be subject to today’s alternative definition;
“Fortitude” – A middle aged outlook on life.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my childish and inane sense of humour;
“Demanded” – “It’s worse than that, Jim…”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Wednesday is wince day; the day you get to pull pained faces at my attempts to redefine perfectly good words, today’s being;
“Shampoo” – One of those fake dog turds found in joke shops.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek already and once again time for your weekly eye-roll, courtesy of today’s misspelled alternative definition;
“Matriarch” – Where Noah’s mum lived.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s midweek, so it must be alternative definition time. Today’s is kind of obvious, or maybe it isn’t, you decide.
“Vampire” – The anger of a predatory woman.
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