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Another week, another stressed-out Wednesday, fighting our ongoing battle with the visa and immigration system, so I apologise for being a day late again. But since I’m here, I’ll leave you an alternative definition anyway.
I thought of this and it made me laugh, then I got the feeling I may have used it before, so if it seems familiar, that’s why;
“Rambling” – Ostentatious jewellery for sheep.
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I should really have been on time today, because this alternative definition came to me at the weekend and I could have advance-posted it yesterday, but I got here eventually;
“Smattering” – Constantly asking if someone is ok.
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Ok, I know it’s not Wednesday, but yesterday was rather a long and very full day (culminating in the birth of Rhonda’s first grandson) so you’ll have to forgive my tardiness.
However, here’s a quick alternative definition for you, better late than never;
“Coptic” – A policeman’s nervous twitch.
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Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!
Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.
Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)
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A sporting term, for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, concerning Twain’s spoiled walk;
“Parascending” – Golf of increasing difficulty.
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It’s midweek and time, once again, to open the alternative dictionary at random and select a newly defined old word.
Today I’ve chosen the name of a place to give new meaning to;
“Dunkirk” – William Shatner’s retirement cottage.
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Damn, I’ve got to stop taking Mondays off work, I forget when it gets to Wednesday, sorry.
Today’s alternative definition is the second one to feature the same biblical character, stat fans;
“Archetype” – Noah’s kinda guy.
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Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by one of those errant synapse glitches; the sort which spark into life for no reason while my body is doing some tedious chore at work and my mind is taking a sabbatical.
In other words, I’ve no idea if this will make sense to anyone else, but;
“Faux pas” – Stepfather.
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Late again (another day locked in an explosive environment with no phone) but I’m here now, with your newly defined, misspelled word for the week;
“Warrantee” – A golfing accessory for rabbits.
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Ooh, blimey, I almost forgot it was Wednesday.
Ok, here’s a quick alternative definition for you, better late than never;
“Impact” – Pretending to be a pixie.
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