My memory is getting worse.
Apparently it’s Wednesday again, so we’d better have a new entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Peregrine” – The expression one acquires when drinking pear cider.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
You’ll have to forgive me for today’s alternative definition, but it’s one of those which made me giggle uncontrollably when I thought of it at work this morning, so I didn’t really have a choice;
“Pastiche” – A dish, soon to appear on the menu of a horribly pretentious hipster restaurant near you; a pasty filled with a quiche.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Oops, another random day off and I forget it’s Wednesday, but here’s a quick alternative definition for you, since I’ve just caught up;
“Affluent” – The stuff rich people throw out.
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Another hump day means another entry in my ever-expanding alternative dictionary, today brought to you by the world of fine art;
“Foaming” – Fake antique Chinese pottery.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition was one of those “should I, shouldn’t I?” ideas…
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Only kidding, of course I should.
“Anneal” – The fastest way to piss off a Trump supporter.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Blimey, is it Wednesday already?
I could’ve sworn it was only Tuesd…Ah, pesky Bank Holidays always confuse me.
Oh well, since I’ve finally caught up, here’s a quick culinary alternative definition for you, to celebrate the start of a new season of The Great British Bake-off;
“Piebald” – A flan or tart with no upper crust.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A bit of an obvious one for today’s alternative definition, but they can’t all be random obscurities;
“Marigold” – Securing a comfortable future for yourself.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, our misspelled definition is of a dialectic bent;
“Twerk” – How you make a living in Yorkshire.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition came to me when I was having a discussion with Rhonda about loonies predicting the end of the world (again) using astrology;
“Retrograde” – Motor oil specially formulated for old vehicles.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Oh, blimey, I really am late today, sorry.
Sitting chatting in the garden with Rhonda was so pleasant that I completely forgot it was Wednesday.
Here’s a quick entry in the alternative dictionary for you to groan at;
“Esquire” – Male internet escort.
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