Hello from a rainy Wednesday and welcome to another entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Negligent” – Sexy nightwear for men.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we venture into Caledonian linguistics;
“Pictoral” – A broad Scottish accent.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Good morning and welcome to the return of the alternative dictionary on One liner Wednesday.
Here’s a badly spelled culinary recommendation for you;
“Prima Donna” – The best kebab.
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#1linerWeds*: Wednesday Weirdness.
Here we are again, for what is probably the final dose (for now, anyway) of Wednesday Weirdness, as the guest features for Lockdown 2020 come to an end.
I have once more been hard at work in the Return of the Internet Nobody video editing suite, (a chair in the garden) to splice together an even more FX-laden audio visual spectacular; using a greatest hits collection of my animated Instagram posts which are all, need I remind you, made using only this same single photo, soundtracked with one of my remixes.
With any luck, normal service will resume next week.
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*ok, so it was one very long line, I’ll give you that.
#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
I’m running a bit late today with my Wednesday Weirdness post, I just don’t know where the time has gone today.
I have once again stitched together some of the micro-videos which have been accompany the Melodic Randomiser posts on Instagram and added some more new music.
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
For your dose of Wednesday Weirdness this week, I’ve been getting animated.
Here’s the result of me spending an hour or so with a few marker pens and some BluTac, once as a gif and then re-edited with extra effects (accompanied by more of my original music in the video).
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
Following on from last week’s Wednesday Weirdness post, here’s a little more digital fiddling for you.
I like a challenge, so this entire video is made from the same single photo I have used for every piece of Isolation Radio artwork on so far, all of which are still on Instagram.
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
For this, One Liner Wednesday‘s journey into Weirdsville, we’re following a route which takes us through both music and art.
As well as making a deliciously gloopy video for my latest musical composition, I have been adding the Melodic Randomiser to my Instagram feed, where I have produced bespoke artwork for each day’s post and here are some of my favourites, along with a peculiar gif.
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#1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
Welcome to the second week of my quarantine-friendly Wednesday Weirdness strand, which is deputising for the alternative dictionary while it’s on coronavirus lockdown in the Library of Contrivance.
Today I have some animation, some music and some homemade art for you, described in my allocated one line, like so:
A friend on Facebook, a fine chap called Tom Tomski, suggested we recreate album covers with stuff we had lying around and I also composed a new musical masterpiece, which I accompanied with a rather spiffing video.
{The first three are mine, then four from Tom and three from Fi J Sanderson. Thanks guys, for letting me share your creative genius)
So, did you get them all?
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1linerWeds: Wednesday Weirdness.
Good day to you all and welcome to a new slot on Return of the Internet Nobody, while the alternative dictionary takes a break for the duration of this…extraordinary time we’re all living through, to make way for, well, weirdness.
No idea what that actually means in the long run, but it’ll be original content, it’ll be on Wednesdays until further notice and, needless to say, it’ll be weird.
It could be music, videos, GIFs, animation, digital art, anything at all, the only thing they will have in common is that they will only have a one line explanation. This allows me to continue crowbarring them into Linda’s One Liner Wednesday feature and gives me something to do that takes longer than coming up with a bad pun once a week.
So…
I made a video to go with my latest original composition, “Fazer”; created using a timelapse of a cycle ride to the park, which you can see in this gif..
…and which you can watch in all its psychedelic glory, right here on YouTube.
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