Today’s word from the alternative dictionary is a redefined sporting term;
“Hindsight” – Targeting device used in deer hunting.
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Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is nice and simple;
“Wellbeing” – e.g. The girl from The Ring.
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Today’s redefined and slightly misspelled word is Shakespearian in origin and it provides us with a twofer;
“Falstaff” – 1) A walking stick.
2) Stunt performers.
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Good morning and welcome to this week’s poetically terminal entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Diverse” – An obituary.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
You might need to say today’s alternative definition out loud to get the hang of it, it’s a very ruff translation;
“Barcode” – A canine poem.
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Today’s alternative dictionary entry is a fairly apposite word, even though the definition is a little lacking in taste;
“Remix” – Concerning Irishmen.
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Today’s alternative definition could easily be an example of prison slang;
“Vindaloo” – Wine made in a toilet cistern.
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Possibly another term for a pesticide makes it into the alternative dictionary this week;
“Detergent” – A chemical that repels men.
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Time for another entry in the alternative dictionary, one which is historical and artistic:
“Calligraphy” – The art of insane Roman emperors.
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Today’s soundalike entry in the alternative dictionary is a scientific term;
“Skulduggery” – Archeology.
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