It occurred to me this morning that these alternative definitions should also be allowed alternative punctuation, hence;
“Replican’t” – A eunuch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time marches on and sooner or later we’ll all be subject to today’s alternative definition;
“Fortitude” – A middle aged outlook on life.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my childish and inane sense of humour;
“Demanded” – “It’s worse than that, Jim…”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Wednesday is wince day; the day you get to pull pained faces at my attempts to redefine perfectly good words, today’s being;
“Shampoo” – One of those fake dog turds found in joke shops.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek already and once again time for your weekly eye-roll, courtesy of today’s misspelled alternative definition;
“Matriarch” – Where Noah’s mum lived.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Good morning, it’s time for a short and to the point alternative definition, ready?
“Analogy” – The study of assholes.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s not often that my alternative definitions could be considered topical, but today’s word, if not the meaning, has certainly been in the news lately;
“Hurricane” – A walking stick.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another alternative definition which depends more on pronunciation than spelling today, but I’m guessing you’ve got the hang of these by now, so;
“Dimensions” – Obituaries.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek is here already, which means another entry in the alternative dictionary. Today’s definition is for something you’d expect to use in the summer (although not this morning in the wet and windy UK);
“Solvent” – Sun roof.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…
Welcome to the first edition of One liner Wednesday on my lovely new blog. Today’s alternative definition is a fairly simple affair that requires no explanation.
“Gestate” – Not hungry.
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