Apologies, it’s been a very long, stressful and irritating day, so it slipped my mind.
But since I’m here;
“Abstain” – Sweat mark on gym clothes.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is another one of those mispronounced words which I’m not sure you’ll all get, but it made me chuckle to myself so I’m including it, anyway.
See what you think, I might be wrong;
“Incomplete” – Decorative printed fold on a Buddhist robe.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
New year, new definition, albeit similar to a previous entry in the alternative dictionary. This one is either misheard or mis-spelt, you decide;
“Descent” – Returned, brought back.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Welcome to the final alternative definition of 2017, one which falls squarely into the “master of the bleedin’ obvious” category, but which for some reason has only just occurred to me;
“Epic” – A digital photo.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
As you are probably aware by now, my alternative definitions tend to veer from obvious to “ok, just me then”, but I’m not sure which camp this one falls into, so you’ll have to judge for yourselves and enlighten me.
“Pumpkin” – An inflatable family.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Another midweek misunderstood word for you and today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, which deals with sensory deprivation;
“Descent” – To remove a smell.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello there and welcome to One liner Wednesday, albeit a little late, (I’ve been trapped in an explosive atmosphere at work with no phone all day) for this week’s alternative definition.
Today’s is possibly an arcane meteorological term that the weathermen have discarded;
“Optimist” – Exactly the right amount of fog.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
The alternative dictionary returns with a vaguely topical new definition;
“Redacting” – Pretending to be a communist.
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One liner Wednesday: Rant.
The alternative dictionary is taking a week off, so I can rant about the violent, disruptive and unspeakable couple of trailer trash chavs we have living above us.
{See today’s second post for details. but for now here’s an infuriating quote from their absentee landlord, who I managed to get on the phone at the weekend}
“I’m not evicting them on your say so, I’ll evict them if and when I think the time is right.”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek brings another dubious definition from the alternative dictionary and today it’s a case of no pain pun, no gain;
“Investigate” – Security for a bank.
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