Today’s alternative definition is a bit of a specialised one, but we’re on internet so I’m sure y’all can work it out;
“Tardigrade” – Handing in a late assignment.
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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is a bit of a strange one, but it came from the same netherworld of my subconscious as they usually do, so you’ll have to decide for yourself if it works;
“Causality” – A casualty, just waiting to happen.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition came to me a few days ago and I’ve been chuckling to myself about it ever since, so I hope you like it;
“Bratwurst” – The most unpleasant individual in any group of loud and annoying children.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we go for something simple and sporty;
“Parking” – Golf expert.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s ok, I know, I’m late, but it’s still Wednesday, albeit a rather busy one, so here’s your alternative definition for the week;
“Tantric” – The secret to not going orange.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
My memory is getting worse.
Apparently it’s Wednesday again, so we’d better have a new entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Peregrine” – The expression one acquires when drinking pear cider.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
You’ll have to forgive me for today’s alternative definition, but it’s one of those which made me giggle uncontrollably when I thought of it at work this morning, so I didn’t really have a choice;
“Pastiche” – A dish, soon to appear on the menu of a horribly pretentious hipster restaurant near you; a pasty filled with a quiche.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Oops, another random day off and I forget it’s Wednesday, but here’s a quick alternative definition for you, since I’ve just caught up;
“Affluent” – The stuff rich people throw out.
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Another hump day means another entry in my ever-expanding alternative dictionary, today brought to you by the world of fine art;
“Foaming” – Fake antique Chinese pottery.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Blimey, is it Wednesday already?
I could’ve sworn it was only Tuesd…Ah, pesky Bank Holidays always confuse me.
Oh well, since I’ve finally caught up, here’s a quick culinary alternative definition for you, to celebrate the start of a new season of The Great British Bake-off;
“Piebald” – A flan or tart with no upper crust.
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