This week’s misspelt redefinition is another one which is too obvious not to go into the alternative dictionary:
“Genealogy” – The study of mythical lamp dwellers.
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One liner Wednesday: The return of Wednesday Weirdness.
As I’m still furloughed, Wednesday Weirdness returns for a second week, with yet another eye-melting, potentially seizure-inducing, multimedia mindbender.
Because there is a cinematically psychedelic video to go with my latest burst of electro-frenetic musical mayhem, with additional footage pilfered from a crowdfunded sci-fi movie called Blood Machines, this is Core Breach.
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One liner Wednesday: The return of Wednesday Weirdness.
Hello there and welcome to a surprise reprise of my Wednesday Weirdness feature, returning to mark the first of an equally surprising two weeks of furlough from work.
Having being experimenting with a synth/sampler/mixing/sequencing app I downloaded during the first lockdown, (and never managed to work out how to play) I have finally learned how to compose real, structured music.
Here is my favourite track so far, with a video I made to accompany it, featuring footage from the sci-fi classic, Babylon 5.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present, Obsidian.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
This week the alternative dictionary redefines a blatantly obvious word:
“Flagrant” – Angry, often nationalistic diatribe, prompted by alleged loyalty to a patterned sheet on a stick.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For this week’s badly spelled entry in the alternative dictionary, we get a little theological and a little poetic;
“Acrostic” – A nervous twitch brought on by religion.
See, I came up with a poem today Created so I could write it this way
I think it’s quite fine
Even these two lines rhyme
Never mind what real poets say.
Can’t think of a seven line verse
Eh, maybe that would’ve been worse.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
This week’s misspelled alternative definition is another one of those Brit-centric words which may not be familiar across the pond (or elsewhere, for that matter) so I have included a further translation to clarify;
“Fainites”* – Camp crusaders.
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*English playground version of crying “uncle”
One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is partly current affairs, partly fantasy and mostly nonsense;
“Impeach” – Equal distribution of personal pixies.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A bit of an obvious one for today’s alternative definition, but it popped into my head, so I need to get it out;
“Cupboard” – Tea tray.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is another exercise in creative pronunciation;
“Phobia” – The opposite of “real ale”. (root, ginger, etc)
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary
A somewhat topical word being redefined for this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Vaccination” – Cow country.
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