Still on the Internet, Still a Nobody
Blimey, is it Wednesday already?
I could’ve sworn it was only Tuesd…Ah, pesky Bank Holidays always confuse me.
Oh well, since I’ve finally caught up, here’s a quick culinary alternative definition for you, to celebrate the start of a new season of The Great British Bake-off;
“Piebald” – A flan or tart with no upper crust.
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A bit of an obvious one for today’s alternative definition, but they can’t all be random obscurities;
“Marigold” – Securing a comfortable future for yourself.
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For this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, our misspelled definition is of a dialectic bent;
“Twerk” – How you make a living in Yorkshire.
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Today’s alternative definition came to me when I was having a discussion with Rhonda about loonies predicting the end of the world (again) using astrology;
“Retrograde” – Motor oil specially formulated for old vehicles.
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Oh, blimey, I really am late today, sorry.
Sitting chatting in the garden with Rhonda was so pleasant that I completely forgot it was Wednesday.
Here’s a quick entry in the alternative dictionary for you to groan at;
“Esquire” – Male internet escort.
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This week’s alternative definition might be considered anatomically impolite, so I apologise in advance, but once these things arrive in my head, I can only release them into the wild and hope they don’t attack anyone;
“Expert” – Submitting to gravity.
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I remembered just in time!
Another case of day-off-work-derailing-memory syndrome meant I almost forgot today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, but this popped into my head unexpectedly, so;
“Dictatorship” – The Kingdom of Richard the Potato.
#sorrynotsorry
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There appears to be some kind of leisure activity involving balls taking place today, but it’s all so much meh to me, so I’ll content myself with making another entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Planking” – One whose idea is accepted as the best suggestion in any given situation.
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Just squeaking in under the wire for One liner Wednesday this week, due to preparing this massive stack of documents…
…which Rhonda and I (well, mostly Rhonda) have been collating over the past week, ready to send to the solicitor, who will then submit our visa application appeal for Home Office judicial review.
So cross your fingers, please and thank you.
Anyway, on with today’s new entry in the alternative dictionary, a bit of a groaner, I’m afraid;
“Goatee” – Part of an Indian golf course.
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Wednesday means new word day, with another entry in the alternative dictionary, this week taking culinary inspiration;
“Ramparts” – A polite term for sweetmeats.
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