Today’s alternative definition is a bit of a specialised one, but we’re on internet so I’m sure y’all can work it out;

“Tardigrade” – Handing in a late assignment.

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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is a bit of a strange one, but it came from the same netherworld of my subconscious as they usually do, so you’ll have to decide for yourself if it works;

“Causality” – A casualty, just waiting to happen.

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Today’s alternative definition came to me a few days ago and I’ve been chuckling to myself about it ever since, so I hope you like it;

“Bratwurst” – The most unpleasant individual in any group of loud and annoying children.

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For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we go for something simple and sporty;

“Parking” – Golf expert.

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It’s ok, I know, I’m late, but it’s still Wednesday, albeit a rather busy one, so here’s your alternative definition for the week;

“Tantric” – The secret to not going orange.

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My memory is getting worse.

Apparently it’s Wednesday again, so we’d better have a new entry in the alternative dictionary;

“Peregrine” – The expression one acquires when drinking pear cider.

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You’ll have to forgive me for today’s alternative definition, but it’s one of those which made me giggle uncontrollably when I thought of it at work this morning, so I didn’t really have a choice;

“Pastiche” – A dish, soon to appear on the menu of a horribly pretentious hipster restaurant near you; a pasty filled with a quiche.

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Another hump day means another entry in my ever-expanding alternative dictionary, today brought to you by the world of fine art;

“Foaming” – Fake antique Chinese pottery.

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