Today’s journey into the world of alternative definitions has a bit of a regal tone;
“Principals” – Friends in the Royal Family.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I almost forgot it was Wednesday again, hence the last minute entry in the alternative dictionary this week. Today it’s a very specific fashion faux pas that gets its own definition;
“Cacti” – Unattractive neckwear.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
The first one liner Wednesday of the year and nothing has changed, it’s still the place to find your weekly entries in the alternative dictionary. Today it’s another unfortunate medical complaint;
“Poppycock” – Impotence suffered by opiate addicts.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s post-Yule alternative definition came to me as I gazed blankly at one of Audrey’s DVDs after a few ciders yesterday and it hadn’t gone away by the time I remembered it was now Wednesday, so;
“Divergent” – A male scuba enthusiast.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s late, but it’s here. Today’s alternative definition is a nasty medical complaint;
“Fantasist” – A lump under the skin, the result of drinking too much orange soda.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s time for another entry in the alternative dictionary and we’re getting intellectual;
“Conscience” – To perpetrate a hoax on the theoretical intelligentsia.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
After last week’s controversial entry, today’s alternative definition returns to safer ground;
“Mattresses” – Dreadlocks.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary. ***Trigger Warning***
I apologise in advance for today’s alternative definition, so if you are of a sensitive disposition or easily offended, look away now;
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“Pumpkin” – Incest.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary was a late arrival in my head this evening when I got in from work and, well, it’s one of those that makes perfect sense to me, but…
“Caprice” – Something which falls out of an item of headgear, years after it was worn at a wedding.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A quick entry in the alternative dictionary to amuse myself, on this first hump day of my new job;
“Shellfish” – Refusing to share a speech impediment.
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