This week’s entry in the alternative dictionary comes from an uninvited flash of inspiration that is oenological in nature;
“Calvinist” – A Californian wine maker.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s one liner is a simple, if misspelled redefinition of an artform;
“Inclined” – Tattooed.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is something you may have experienced over the festive season;
“Carbuncle” – That relative who always hogs all the pasta/bread/potatoes at a family dinner.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Hello there, welcome to the first entry in the alternative dictionary for 2020, following its two week festive break;
“Electrician” – A suitable pet name for a robot.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For today’s alternative definition, you have a choice, depending on the sense of humour and imagination;
“Palisades” – Royal servants.
OR:
Insert your own DIY Prince Andrew joke *here*
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s one liner redefines a traditional musical pastime that is popular at this time of year;
“Funding” – Campanology.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative dictionary entry is an extremely specialised technical term that will probably only make sense to I.T. nerds, but I had to get it out of my system so here it is;
“Awkward” – A place for broken computer languages to recover.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s one liner is a quick redefinition of a musical genre;
“Vibrant” – Rap.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my inability to think of anything else after this one lodged itself in my head. So, for better or worse, here’s an unlikely and badly spelled form of devotional music;
“Alaska” – A type of Muslim reggae.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
We get a little pious for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, redefining a piece of Catholic paraphernalia;
“Holistic” – A crosier or bishop’s staff.
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