
Today’s redefined and slightly misspelled word is Shakespearian in origin and it provides us with a twofer;
“Falstaff” – 1) A walking stick.
2) Stunt performers.
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Today’s redefined and slightly misspelled word is Shakespearian in origin and it provides us with a twofer;
“Falstaff” – 1) A walking stick.
2) Stunt performers.
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Good morning and welcome to this week’s poetically terminal entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Diverse” – An obituary.
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You might need to say today’s alternative definition out loud to get the hang of it, it’s a very ruff translation;
“Barcode” – A canine poem.
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Today’s alternative dictionary entry is a fairly apposite word, even though the definition is a little lacking in taste;
“Remix” – Concerning Irishmen.
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Today’s alternative definition could easily be an example of prison slang;
“Vindaloo” – Wine made in a toilet cistern.
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Possibly another term for a pesticide makes it into the alternative dictionary this week;
“Detergent” – A chemical that repels men.
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Time for another entry in the alternative dictionary, one which is historical and artistic:
“Calligraphy” – The art of insane Roman emperors.
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Today’s soundalike entry in the alternative dictionary is a scientific term;
“Skulduggery” – Archeology.
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Today’s redefined word in the alternative dictionary is of a celebratory nature:
“Stagnation” – A country popular as a location for premarital parties.
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Today’s one liner is historical in nature, although I may have fiddled with the definition slightly;
“Romantic” – Nero’s nervous twitch.
*edit: I have been getting a niggling feeling I’ve posted this before, (turns out I was right) so here’s a replacement:
“Bromine” – My brother.
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