Midweek brings another dubious definition from the alternative dictionary and today it’s a case of no pain pun, no gain;
“Investigate” – Security for a bank.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It occurred to me this morning that these alternative definitions should also be allowed alternative punctuation, hence;
“Replican’t” – A eunuch.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Time marches on and sooner or later we’ll all be subject to today’s alternative definition;
“Fortitude” – A middle aged outlook on life.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my childish and inane sense of humour;
“Demanded” – “It’s worse than that, Jim…”
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Wednesday is wince day; the day you get to pull pained faces at my attempts to redefine perfectly good words, today’s being;
“Shampoo” – One of those fake dog turds found in joke shops.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Midweek already and once again time for your weekly eye-roll, courtesy of today’s misspelled alternative definition;
“Matriarch” – Where Noah’s mum lived.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
It’s midweek, so it must be alternative definition time. Today’s is kind of obvious, or maybe it isn’t, you decide.
“Vampire” – The anger of a predatory woman.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A slightly later one liner Wednesday than usual, as I didn’t have to get up at stupid o’clock (still off work with whiplash, amazingly) but here is today’s alternative definition;
“Synch” – To all go down together.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Good morning, it’s time for a short and to the point alternative definition, ready?
“Analogy” – The study of assholes.
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