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Good grief, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders!
Another Monday and Tuesday off work, another week I can’t remember what day it is, sorry.
Anyway, here’s today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Velocity” – A place with many bicycles (e.g. Amsterdam)
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Welcome to a late edition of One liner Wednesday, because I forgot, basically.
I did already know what I was posting today, for a change, although it wasn’t my usual entry in the alternative dictionary.
And not exactly a one liner, either.
Rhonda and Audrey were discussing candy canes the other day and Audrey was deciding what would make a good new flavour.
“Coke cane! That would be a good one.”
*thoughtful silence*
“Ummm…”
“What?”
“I’m…I’m not sure people would be getting what they thought they were getting, that’s all.”
“Why?”
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A sporting term, for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, concerning Twain’s spoiled walk;
“Parascending” – Golf of increasing difficulty.
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It’s midweek and time, once again, to open the alternative dictionary at random and select a newly defined old word.
Today I’ve chosen the name of a place to give new meaning to;
“Dunkirk” – William Shatner’s retirement cottage.
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Damn, I’ve got to stop taking Mondays off work, I forget when it gets to Wednesday, sorry.
Today’s alternative definition is the second one to feature the same biblical character, stat fans;
“Archetype” – Noah’s kinda guy.
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Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by one of those errant synapse glitches; the sort which spark into life for no reason while my body is doing some tedious chore at work and my mind is taking a sabbatical.
In other words, I’ve no idea if this will make sense to anyone else, but;
“Faux pas” – Stepfather.
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Late again (another day locked in an explosive environment with no phone) but I’m here now, with your newly defined, misspelled word for the week;
“Warrantee” – A golfing accessory for rabbits.
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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one which follows the same logic as a previous submission, but in a different medium;
“Eclipse” – Digital videos.
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This week’s one liner is the antithesis of a romantic Valentine alternate definition, but it’s the one that occurred to me this morning, so that’s what you’re getting.
Today’s misspelled misnomer is;
“Extol” – The cost of a previous relationship.
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I’m not sure what’s going on this week, I spent most of yesterday thinking it was Wednesday and for some reason I forgot that it was actually Wednesday today.
Anyway, here’s another alternative definition for you, this one probably falls into the “only funny in my head” category, but that’s just luck of the draw;
“Rudimentary” – A factual TV show about the adult entertainment industry.
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