Just squeaking in under the wire for One liner Wednesday this week, due to preparing this massive stack of documents…

…which Rhonda and I (well, mostly Rhonda) have been collating over the past week, ready to send to the solicitor, who will then submit our visa application appeal for Home Office judicial review.

So cross your fingers, please and thank you.

Anyway, on with today’s new entry in the alternative dictionary, a bit of a groaner, I’m afraid;

“Goatee” – Part of an Indian golf course.

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Wednesday means new word day, with another entry in the alternative dictionary, this week taking culinary inspiration;

“Ramparts” – A polite term for sweetmeats.

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Today’s One liner Wednesday brings you another entry in the alternative dictionary, with this week’s being especially apposite:

“Emotive” – Any excuse to go on the internet.

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I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again; when I get one of these alternative definitions stuck in my head, I just have to get it out by posting it. Even if it isn’t terribly clever or hilariously funny, my brain refuses to latch onto anything else until I’ve jettisoned whatever mental ballast is weighing it down.

Hence today’s entry in the alternative dictionary;

“Scarcity” – A frightening place to live.

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I’m on time for this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, actually getting my one liner in on Wednesday, wonders will never cease:

“Plutocracy” – A state governed but Mickey Mouse’s dog.

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A new one liner Wednesday badge heralds a new definition for this week’s post, back in its correct slot after the last, tardy entry in the alternative dictionary;

“Escape” – Superman’s costume.

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Another week, another stressed-out Wednesday, fighting our ongoing battle with the visa and immigration system, so I apologise for being a day late again. But since I’m here, I’ll leave you an alternative definition anyway.

I thought of this and it made me laugh, then I got the feeling I may have used it before, so if it seems familiar, that’s why;

“Rambling” – Ostentatious jewellery for sheep.

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I should really have been on time today, because this alternative definition came to me at the weekend and I could have advance-posted it yesterday, but I got here eventually;

“Smattering” – Constantly asking if someone is ok.

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