Another hump day means another entry in my ever-expanding alternative dictionary, today brought to you by the world of fine art;
“Foaming” – Fake antique Chinese pottery.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition was one of those “should I, shouldn’t I?” ideas…
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Only kidding, of course I should.
“Anneal” – The fastest way to piss off a Trump supporter.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Blimey, is it Wednesday already?
I could’ve sworn it was only Tuesd…Ah, pesky Bank Holidays always confuse me.
Oh well, since I’ve finally caught up, here’s a quick culinary alternative definition for you, to celebrate the start of a new season of The Great British Bake-off;
“Piebald” – A flan or tart with no upper crust.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
A bit of an obvious one for today’s alternative definition, but they can’t all be random obscurities;
“Marigold” – Securing a comfortable future for yourself.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
For this week’s entry in the alternative dictionary, our misspelled definition is of a dialectic bent;
“Twerk” – How you make a living in Yorkshire.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Today’s alternative definition came to me when I was having a discussion with Rhonda about loonies predicting the end of the world (again) using astrology;
“Retrograde” – Motor oil specially formulated for old vehicles.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
Oh, blimey, I really am late today, sorry.
Sitting chatting in the garden with Rhonda was so pleasant that I completely forgot it was Wednesday.
Here’s a quick entry in the alternative dictionary for you to groan at;
“Esquire” – Male internet escort.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
This week’s alternative definition might be considered anatomically impolite, so I apologise in advance, but once these things arrive in my head, I can only release them into the wild and hope they don’t attack anyone;
“Expert” – Submitting to gravity.
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
I remembered just in time!
Another case of day-off-work-derailing-memory syndrome meant I almost forgot today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, but this popped into my head unexpectedly, so;
“Dictatorship” – The Kingdom of Richard the Potato.
#sorrynotsorry
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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.
There appears to be some kind of leisure activity involving balls taking place today, but it’s all so much meh to me, so I’ll content myself with making another entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Planking” – One whose idea is accepted as the best suggestion in any given situation.
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