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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary was a late arrival in my head this evening when I got in from work and, well, it’s one of those that makes perfect sense to me, but…
“Caprice” – Something which falls out of an item of headgear, years after it was worn at a wedding.
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A quick entry in the alternative dictionary to amuse myself, on this first hump day of my new job;
“Shellfish” – Refusing to share a speech impediment.
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Today’s alternative definition is a bit of a specialised one, but we’re on internet so I’m sure y’all can work it out;
“Tardigrade” – Handing in a late assignment.
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Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is a bit of a strange one, but it came from the same netherworld of my subconscious as they usually do, so you’ll have to decide for yourself if it works;
“Causality” – A casualty, just waiting to happen.
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Today’s alternative definition came to me a few days ago and I’ve been chuckling to myself about it ever since, so I hope you like it;
“Bratwurst” – The most unpleasant individual in any group of loud and annoying children.
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For today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, we go for something simple and sporty;
“Parking” – Golf expert.
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It’s ok, I know, I’m late, but it’s still Wednesday, albeit a rather busy one, so here’s your alternative definition for the week;
“Tantric” – The secret to not going orange.
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My memory is getting worse.
Apparently it’s Wednesday again, so we’d better have a new entry in the alternative dictionary;
“Peregrine” – The expression one acquires when drinking pear cider.
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You’ll have to forgive me for today’s alternative definition, but it’s one of those which made me giggle uncontrollably when I thought of it at work this morning, so I didn’t really have a choice;
“Pastiche” – A dish, soon to appear on the menu of a horribly pretentious hipster restaurant near you; a pasty filled with a quiche.
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Oops, another random day off and I forget it’s Wednesday, but here’s a quick alternative definition for you, since I’ve just caught up;
“Affluent” – The stuff rich people throw out.
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