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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…

“Everything in everything and place place for its a.”

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Posted by on February 10, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday…

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single “are we there yet”.

– Every parent, anywhere, ever.

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Posted by on February 3, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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Just Jot It January: Day twenty one…

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I’m just jotting a quick update for today’s JJIJ post, because I’ve just received yet another award nomination and I’d like to be able to do it justice in its own post later on.

So…

Since I told you my exciting news the other day, about being given a second opportunity to have my work published, I have sent in a story that I wanted to include in Stories In Green Ink, but which was too long to fit the submission criteria.
Well, I heard back from the publisher yesterday that it has been accepted. Yay!

Not only that, but I also managed to sort out the problem that some of my American readers were apparently having with finding the book on the US Amazon site.
I got this response to my e-mail;

“Hello,

I checked our US website and can confirm your Kindle book is indeed live and buyable at a list price of $6.99.

Please be assured that the book can be downloaded to all Kindle devices and applications.

If you still think they didn’t receive the correct version, you can ask them to contact our customer service at this toll-free number, 1-866-216-1072 and they will be able to push the content to you.”

So now you know.

But if you’d like to go directly to the right page, here are those links in full:

U.S. readers go HERE for both formats.

U.K. readers go HERE for Kindle or HERE for paperback.

And, just in case you think I’m only interested in plugging myself, (like the blogslut I most assuredly am) here are a couple of random artistic oddities I made.

A gif of a galaxy…

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…and Fuckface von Clownstick in the role he was born to play; an unprincipled presidential candidate in Stephen King’s The Dead Zone.

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You’re welcome.

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…

“Never apologise, never explain, it’s a sign of weakness…damn, I explained that didn’t I, sorry.”

– John Wayne, She Wore A Yellow Ribbon, 1949.

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…

“If a picture paints a thousand words, why can’t I get a bible by Dr Seuss?”

– If, Bread, 1969.

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Posted by on January 13, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts (punctuation is important)…

“A penis, certainly an excellent instrument to fix a man’s attention and to inflame his ambition.”

John Adams, 1735 – 1826.

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Posted by on January 6, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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The twelve toons of Christmas: Day eight…

For the eighth day of toon-mas, my friend Ho sent to me,
A snow-covered festive piggy.

Of course.

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Posted by on December 20, 2015 in Arts, Ho., Humour

 

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