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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Sometimes an alternative definition pops into my head and won’t leave me alone until I write it down, so if this one doesn’t tickle your funny bones, blame my subconscious.

“Tinted” – A robotic stuffed bear.

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Posted by on April 26, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions are a sign of the times and help us cope with today’s oversensitive society;

“Tangent” – The latest pc term for a man of colour.

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Posted by on April 19, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

As I’ve said before, I usually have to wait until Wednesday for a one liner to pop into my head, but this one occurred to me when I posted yesterday’s #atozchallenge;

“Icelander” – A confession of defamation.

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Posted by on April 12, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Another Wednesday, another misspelled alternate definition that may well only be funny in the privacy of my own head;

“Delegate” – Security at the cold meat counter.

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Posted by on April 5, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I often have trouble deciding if these alternative definitions will make sense to anyone else and this is another one that may just be funny in my head, if so, I apologise in advance;

“Marvellous” – Rejected parasitic insect-based superhero movie.

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Posted by on March 29, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions have been around long enough to have their origins in old Latin;

“Cardio” – An ecclesiastical conveyance (e.g. The popemobile)

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Posted by on March 22, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

As I’ve said before, I’m often unsure how these one liners will be received by the world outside my head, but when I thought of today’s alternative definition, I actually laughed out loud (well, I snorted anyway) and that’s always a good sign, I think;

“Mumbling” – Your mother’s best jewellery.

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Posted by on March 15, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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