Today’s alternative definition is my favourite kind. In other words, it’s a really terrible, incredibly contrived pun, which has no bearing whatsoever on the word being defined;
“Photosynthesis” – The manufacture of prosthetic podiatric digits.
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I was scratching my head at first, but then I sounded it out syllabically and got it. My head hurts too bad today to work that hard, but kudos to you for coming up with that.
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Ha! Yep, phonetics are the key. Hope your head improves soon.
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I had to work at this but I see it now !
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No pain, no gain, hahaha
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Lol
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That took a minute, but I got it – like it!
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Hahaha, thanks, I’ve been chucking about it since I came up with it this morning. I kind of assumed nobody would think it was funny, given my usual inability to determine popularity in such matters.
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As soon as I got it, I laughed.
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