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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

05 Jul

I’ve given up trying to judge whether these alternative definitions are going to be successful in the real world, or only in my head, so I’ll just leave this here and see what happens;

“Platitude” – The demeanor of a waiter.
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18 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Transit Address

    July 5, 2017 at 07:15

    Good morning!
    Come what may, we must not lose hope and keep trying,telling yourself you are greater than what you suffer and you deserve better than that!

     
  2. bikerchick57

    July 5, 2017 at 11:46

    Dale, I think you need an alternative dictionary definition of “spamalot” for Mr. Transit.

     
    • dalecooper57

      July 5, 2017 at 11:57

      Awww, come on, at least it’s polite spam

       
  3. willowdot21

    July 5, 2017 at 12:17

    Perfect 😉😱

     
  4. Dan Antion

    July 5, 2017 at 13:09

    Sometimes, these make me think, but they are always fun! I got this one right away, and I might use the word when I get one of “those” waiters – the ones who seem to think no one is good enough to dine in their restaurant.

     
    • dalecooper57

      July 5, 2017 at 13:22

      Yep, spot on, they’re the ones this is directed at

       
      • Dan Antion

        July 5, 2017 at 21:21

        My new word.

         
  5. John Holton

    July 5, 2017 at 18:45

    Gotta pronounce it with a long A (PLAY-ti-tude) to understand this one…

     
    • dalecooper57

      July 5, 2017 at 21:18

      Weelllll, I thought “platters” might stretch to cover that…?

       
  6. John W. Howell

    July 5, 2017 at 19:51

    As a former waiter in college, I laughed out loud at this one. Nice job. I also thought of John Cleese in Monti Python’s The Meaning of Life. “Oh come on. One little thin mint.”

     
  7. Big D

    July 6, 2017 at 21:13

    Are you planning on doing a book of these? Like the Viz Profanisaurus -only not as sweary?

     
    • dalecooper57

      July 6, 2017 at 21:32

      I do seem to be getting quite a collection, it’s worth thinking about, certainly.

       
  8. Robert Matthew Goldstein

    July 7, 2017 at 02:35

    I got a laugh out of it!

     
  9. LindaGHill

    July 8, 2017 at 03:31

    Hahahha! ;D

     

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