One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

05 Apr

Another Wednesday, another misspelled alternate definition that may well only be funny in the privacy of my own head;

“Delegate” – Security at the cold meat counter.


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Posted by on April 5, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday


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11 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Dan Antion

    April 5, 2017 at 12:26

    I’m imagining “serving number 5” while I’m holding number 93 – thanks for the smile.

    • dalecooper57

      April 5, 2017 at 12:36

      Yeah, sorry, you’ll have to stay behind that gate for a while yet. ;~}

  2. John W. Howell

    April 5, 2017 at 15:41

    Good one. I thought you were going to say “break in by conspirators at the cold meat counter.”

    • dalecooper57

      April 5, 2017 at 15:43

      Not sure I follow that…..ah, hang on, Watergate?

      • John W. Howell

        April 5, 2017 at 17:23

        Gee Dale. Yes.

      • dalecooper57

        April 5, 2017 at 17:32

        That isn’t something as ingrained in the national psyche over here as it is there, I had to think about it for a minute.

      • John W. Howell

        April 5, 2017 at 21:15


  3. willowdot21

    April 5, 2017 at 22:23


  4. LindaGHill

    April 6, 2017 at 03:49

    Har-dee-har-har-har. šŸ˜‰

  5. joey

    April 19, 2017 at 16:29



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