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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

15 Mar

As I’ve said before, I’m often unsure how these one liners will be received by the world outside my head, but when I thought of today’s alternative definition, I actually laughed out loud (well, I snorted anyway) and that’s always a good sign, I think;

“Mumbling” – Your mother’s best jewellery.

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Posted by on March 15, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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16 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Anisha

    March 15, 2017 at 08:43

    haha πŸ˜€

     
  2. bikerchick57

    March 15, 2017 at 13:13

    Good one. I’m imagining my mother (mum) with a tiara and diamond ring.

     
  3. LindaGHill

    March 15, 2017 at 14:25

    It got a snort outta me too! πŸ˜€

     
  4. Dan Antion

    March 15, 2017 at 19:11

    I like that! That’s really clever.

     
    • dalecooper57

      March 15, 2017 at 20:23

      It was a particularly fine inspiration particle (Terry Pratchettβ„’) that hit me today.

       
  5. John W. Howell

    March 15, 2017 at 19:30

    Best yet.

     
    • dalecooper57

      March 15, 2017 at 20:24

      Really? Thanks. Hmm, I’ll have to have a look through my back catalogue…

       
      • John W. Howell

        March 15, 2017 at 23:04

        My opinion not yours.

         
      • dalecooper57

        March 16, 2017 at 05:24

        I’m not disagreeing, I’ve just done so many now, it’s hard to remember which one I like best.

         
      • John W. Howell

        March 16, 2017 at 14:18

        πŸ™‚

         
  6. willowdot21

    March 15, 2017 at 20:14

    Loved this πŸ˜‰πŸ˜±

     
    • dalecooper57

      March 15, 2017 at 20:26

      Thank you. It does seem a popular one

       
  7. Dahlia

    March 16, 2017 at 14:42

    hahaha – excellent πŸ˜€

     
  8. joey

    April 19, 2017 at 16:30

    HAH! πŸ˜€

     

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