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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

08 Feb

I know this year’s outdoor dining season is still some way off, but here’s an alternative definition for all those of you who experience unwelcome visitors at picnics;

“Antagonize” – To constantly worry about insects.

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Posted by on February 8, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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11 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. floridaborne

    February 8, 2017 at 13:15

    Good one!

     
  2. willowdot21

    February 8, 2017 at 13:31

    OH! another corker!! On that theme what about Barbecue : A line of patient plastic dolls. sorry you always make me use my brain!! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

     
    • dalecooper57

      February 8, 2017 at 13:34

      Or: a line outside a hairdresser

       
      • willowdot21

        February 8, 2017 at 13:35

        Damn that’s even better!! πŸ™‚

         
      • dalecooper57

        February 8, 2017 at 13:41

        I like yours best, because it fits the Australian “barbie” reference.

         
      • willowdot21

        February 8, 2017 at 13:43

        Well lets hope they don’t melt !! 😦

         
  3. Dan Antion

    February 8, 2017 at 14:52

    Good one!

     
  4. LindaGHill

    February 9, 2017 at 04:28

    It’s why I don’t do picnics. πŸ˜‰

     
  5. Bee Halton

    February 9, 2017 at 14:03

    Hahahahaaaaa πŸ™‚

     

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