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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

18 Jan

Some of these alternative definitions just pop into my head unannounced and not even I know why or where they come from. This week’s is one of those, so if it’s a case of “ok, just me then”, I apologise in advance;

“Scandals” – Outrageous or controversial beach footwear.

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Posted by on January 18, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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21 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. bikerchick57

    January 18, 2017 at 11:43

    Scandals would be totally appropriate attire for beach-goers having an illicit affair in the sand.

     
    • dalecooper57

      January 18, 2017 at 12:48

      Yes! Yes they would, good call, hahaha.

       
  2. joey

    January 18, 2017 at 13:30

    Haha!

     
  3. John W. Howell

    January 18, 2017 at 18:08

    Ha ha ha. Good one.

     
    • dalecooper57

      January 18, 2017 at 19:07

      Oh good, I never know with these.

       
      • John W. Howell

        January 18, 2017 at 19:23

        Truly a writing savant.

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 18, 2017 at 20:34

        Oh puhleeeaaase

         
      • John W. Howell

        January 18, 2017 at 21:47

        Well, if one doesn’t know if they are writing good or bad stuff maybe it is an unconscious thing.

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 18, 2017 at 21:52

        It’s more a case of not knowing if anyone ELSE will think it’s good. I think everything I write is brilliant, obviously, but I’m a big believer in anything creative being almost entirely subjective, so I make allowances for everyone else’s shortcomings in my assessment of perceived brilliance.

        But you knew that.

         
      • John W. Howell

        January 18, 2017 at 21:53

        I did.

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 18, 2017 at 20:34

        Idiot, possibly.

         
      • John W. Howell

        January 18, 2017 at 21:46

        Ha ha ha. My self descriptor.

         
  4. willowdot21

    January 18, 2017 at 19:00

    Ho ho ho ho!!

     
    • dalecooper57

      January 18, 2017 at 19:08

      Is that 4 ladies of negotiable affection, or a laugh?

       
      • willowdot21

        January 18, 2017 at 20:01

        Laughing

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 18, 2017 at 20:04

        It’s always wise to check, you never know.

         
      • willowdot21

        January 18, 2017 at 20:16

        No you never do!

         
  5. LindaGHill

    January 19, 2017 at 02:17

    Would thongs fit into that category?

     
  6. Dahlia

    January 19, 2017 at 03:24

    Haha – very nice!

     
  7. lucciagray

    January 22, 2017 at 10:22

    Scandals as scandalous beachwear! Love it!

     

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