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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

04 Jan

Today’s alternative definition occurred to me just too late to be topical;

“Fidelity” – Staying faithful to one dictator.

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Posted by on January 4, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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18 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. LindaGHill

    January 4, 2017 at 06:19

    Castrol – the lubricant used by said dictator, which also proves one’s dedication.
    It’s way past my bed time. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

     
    • dalecooper57

      January 4, 2017 at 06:35

      Hahaha, greasing the wheels, very good.

       
    • steph

      January 7, 2017 at 14:54

      These comments are golden!

       
  2. Dan Antion

    January 4, 2017 at 11:56

    Your post and Linda’s comment made me think “Ooh I can havana(ther) chuckle this morning.”

     
  3. joey

    January 4, 2017 at 17:48

    Awesome. These comments tho… 😛 They’re awesome in their own right!

     
    • dalecooper57

      January 4, 2017 at 17:54

      They certainly are!
      I do like a good pun thread. I was on a Facebook comment thread once that went on for several hours with just fish puns.

       
      • joey

        January 4, 2017 at 18:00

        Good times!

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 4, 2017 at 18:02

        Yeah, but I don’t like to carp on about it.

         
      • joey

        January 4, 2017 at 18:04

        *giggle*

         
  4. willowdot21

    January 4, 2017 at 20:56

    The future is bright , the future is orange…………………….. ARRRRRGH!!

     
  5. lucciagray

    January 7, 2017 at 11:18

    I like this take! Fidelity, which is usually considered a positive traur can be very negative 🙂

     
    • lucciagray

      January 7, 2017 at 11:20

      Trait not traur, sorry!

       
      • dalecooper57

        January 7, 2017 at 11:22

        Yeah, although you wouldn’t think so, given the outpouring of (apparently) genuine grief from the people he dictated to.

         
      • lucciagray

        January 7, 2017 at 11:30

        I’m slow, just realised you were referring to Castro! I was taking it in general i.e. excessive fidelity to whatever can be stubborn, narrow minded or even harmful to yourself and others.

         
      • dalecooper57

        January 7, 2017 at 11:31

        Hahaha. Yes, FIDELity, the ways of the Alternative Dictionary are mysterious indeed. ;~}

         

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