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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

14 Dec

Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by a particularly British stereotype:

“Patriot” – A gang of unruly Irishmen.

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19 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. shanjeniah

    December 14, 2016 at 07:37

    I once had a fling with a visiting Dubliner…took him to my parents’ house, and we went for a walk. A garter snake slithered in front of us…he was terrified. He’d never seen a snake before. As a country girl, I found that rather hilarious.

     
    • willowdot21

      December 14, 2016 at 08:28

      No snakes in Ireland St Patrick saw to that 😊

       
      • shanjeniah

        December 14, 2016 at 08:57

        Yup. I don’t think the idea that there MIGHT be a snake even occurred to him. It was a small, slender snake, not a threat – to ME. But then, there are definitely snakes in America (and I’ll bite my tongue on saying anything more about that, because, really, it won’t help).

         
      • dalecooper57

        December 14, 2016 at 09:29

        Fuckfacccccce von Clownsssssstick

         
      • shanjeniah

        December 14, 2016 at 09:37

        Thank you. I have a thing about calling names, but, in this case….

         
      • willowdot21

        December 14, 2016 at 10:24

        He he all types of snakes 😋, agreed least said is best ! We have snakes in the UK Adders and grass snakes and the odd escaped rare ones ! 😎

         
      • shanjeniah

        December 14, 2016 at 10:33

        That’s a huge problem in the Everglades, where we lived and worked for one winter. People tend to buy Burmese pythons as pets, but when they get to big, they release them in the swamp. They get larger and reproduce faster than the native species…they’re actually getting so big and populous that some of them have killed and eaten alligators!

        We’ve got a wide variety of snakes in the states. Really not much in the way of poisonous ones here in upstate New York, but further south and west, there are more.

         
      • willowdot21

        December 14, 2016 at 10:42

        Well That sounds scary but if an alien is released in to the wild nature will either let it thrive or kill it off. We are lucky that we do not have that problem, yet!

         
      • shanjeniah

        December 14, 2016 at 10:53

        I never saw one while we were there. Alligators in abundance, and a pygmy rattlesnake once.

         
      • willowdot21

        December 14, 2016 at 11:10

        Alligators are enough for me, not met one yet! 😊

         
    • dalecooper57

      December 14, 2016 at 09:28

      No snakes in Ireland. Well known fact, St Patrick threw them all out.

       
  2. willowdot21

    December 14, 2016 at 08:27

    Like it I love it!!😊

     
  3. bikerchick57

    December 14, 2016 at 13:19

    Did you know there was a team of unruly Irishmen up in New England? They’re led by this guy named Tom O’Brady.

     
  4. Dan Antion

    December 14, 2016 at 15:22

    Like this one a lot 🙂

     
    • dalecooper57

      December 14, 2016 at 17:14

      It’s funny, the ones I come up with at the last minute and think “Oh, that’ll have to do”, everyone likes. The ones I think are works of literary brilliance, people are, “Meh, ok.”

       
      • Dan Antion

        December 14, 2016 at 20:51

        I’ve had that happen as well. You never know what might appeal to people.

         
      • dalecooper57

        December 14, 2016 at 21:01

        Ain’t that the truth.

         
  5. John W. Howell

    December 14, 2016 at 19:32

    I’m glad you made do.

     
  6. LindaGHill

    December 15, 2016 at 01:02

    Ha! Maybe not literary brilliance, but it’s a good one.

     

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